quinta-feira, 6 de dezembro de 2012

PERIGOS ...


Eu- Lucas, levas o telemóvel?
Ele - Não, fica em casa.
Eu- Em casa… estranho, sempre o queres levar.
Ele- Pois…
Eu- Vá lá, diz por que não o queres levar.
Ele- Não o posso ter no bolso!
Eu- Porquê?
Ele- O Luis disse-me que é perigoso….
Eu- Como assim Lucas?
Ele- Arrisco a não poder ter filhos…
Eu- A sério… porquê?
Ele- Por que o telemóvel está muito perto da bexiga!!
Eu- Hãããã … ?!?!?!

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Ahhh, da bexiga, hehehe...
Santa inocência.

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